'Puckdropper's Microsoft Operating System Clone! ' 'Press [shift]+[F5] to run! ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' CLS PRINT "Starting Microsoft OS..." SLEEP 1 PRINT "Microsoft OS Started." PRINT "Starting Bloatware..." SLEEP 1 PRINT "Please wait..." SLEEP 60 CLS PRINT "Hiding important system diagnostic information..." SLEEP 1 BEEP PRINT : PRINT PRINT "GRAPHIC ERROR! TEXT AVAILABLE ONLY!" PRINT "Press any key to continue." DO LOOP WHILE INKEY$ = "" CLS LOCATE 2, 1 PRINT " ++++ " LOCATE 3, 1 PRINT " ++++ " LOCATE 4, 1 PRINT " -----" LOCATE 5, 1 PRINT "MY Computer" LOCATE 22, 1 PRINT "-----------------------------------------------------------------------------" LOCATE 23, 1 PRINT "+START+ +" LOCATE 24, 1 PRINT "-----------------------------------------------------------------------------" DO LOOP WHILE INKEY$ = "" LOCATE 7, 20 PRINT "+------------------------------------------+" LOCATE 8, 20 PRINT "+ Windows Error +" LOCATE 9, 20 PRINT "--------------------------------------------" LOCATE 10, 20 PRINT "+ +" LOCATE 11, 20 PRINT "+ Look. I don't feel like working, OK? Why +" LOCATE 12, 20 PRINT "+ do you continue to pester me? Get a real +" LOCATE 13, 20 PRINT "+ Operating System like Linux or OS/2 and +" LOCATE 14, 20 PRINT "+ just leave me the heck alone? OK!?! +" LOCATE 15, 20 PRINT "+ | OK | +" LOCATE 16, 20 PRINT "--------------------------------------------" LOCATE 15, 37 INPUT "", A%